{"id":2800,"date":"2019-10-11T03:46:09","date_gmt":"2019-10-11T03:46:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2019\/10\/11\/dont-help-me\/"},"modified":"2019-10-11T14:51:38","modified_gmt":"2019-10-11T14:51:38","slug":"dont-help-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/2019\/10\/11\/dont-help-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Don\u2019t help me"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"806\" height=\"454\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/f3aXksswxUw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Helena wants to do most things herself these days. Here she is at Cider Fest trying to turn apples and here Helena is trying to open some house paint<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2799\" src=\"http:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/img_5651.jpg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/img_5651.jpg 4032w, https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/img_5651-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/img_5651-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/img_5651-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 4032px) 100vw, 4032px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile misha is happy post burp<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2798\" src=\"http:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/img_5672-1352027681-1570805469581.jpg\" alt=\"img_5672\" width=\"3021\" height=\"4032\" srcset=\"https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/img_5672-1352027681-1570805469581.jpg 3021w, https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/img_5672-1352027681-1570805469581-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/img_5672-1352027681-1570805469581-768x1025.jpg 768w, https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/img_5672-1352027681-1570805469581-767x1024.jpg 767w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 3021px) 100vw, 3021px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Helena wants to do most things herself these days. Here she is at Cider Fest trying to turn apples and here Helena is trying to open some house paint Meanwhile misha is happy post burp<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8zEKQ-Ja","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2800"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2800"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2802,"href":"https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2800\/revisions\/2802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenakessel.com\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}